The TOP Five Quotes from Martuk … the Holy That Will Leave You SPEECHLESS!!!!!!

Want to know what the Five Quotes from Martuk … the Holy, voted one of the Highlights of the Year, that will leave you SPEECHLESS?????

#4 will SHOCK YOU!!!! #2 will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!!

Missed #10 thru #6????

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No worries!!!! Check them out HERE!!!!!!

Here are the TOP Five Quotes from Martuk … the Holy that will leave you SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!

5. “Demon? No, I was human once, like you. Felt fear once, like you. Could die once …”

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4. “I see it, this Darkness. It surrounds you, walks with you. Watches you when you sleep and stands with you when you wake. Wanders when you wander, stops when you stop. A dangerous shadow, it is. But hungry. So hungry It craves the bread you eat even now, here, with me.”

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3. “You killed her. A child. An innocent. Stole her, raped her, beat her and left her to die. You killed her. You cut her, you coward.”

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2. “They stole it, those bronzed men, those Priests of old. Robbed you of your humanity. Promised you Home, a great Kingdom, and gave you this. A Soul trapped by Time to wander Eternity. Alone.”

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And the TOP QUOTE from Martuk … the Holy according to 103.578% of people not polled???????

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Are you READY????????????????????????

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The TOP QUOTE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!!!

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1. “I was told you smelled of blood.”

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MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!

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Five UNKNOWN Facts About Jonathan Winn That Will CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!

You know him as a screenwriter (film and television) and the author of Martuk … the Holy and Martuk … the Holy: Proseuche as well as The Martuk Series and the upcoming Eidolon Avenue (2016) from Crystal Lake Publishing.

But what you DIDN’T know will SHOCK YOU and CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!

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Did you know … ??????????????????????

5. He graduated chili con carne with an Assistant Associate A-for-Effort Certificate of Completion in Phonetic Gangsta Rap from Buttons’n’Hoes Online University.

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4. He’s the undefeated champion in “Holy schnitzel, what’s that smell?”

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3. Is a proud recipient of the Hands Across Bungflick County Scholarship for his tireless work with DAT ASS (Differently Abled Turtles with Awkward Sinking Syndrome).

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2. Is recognized as the unrecognized inventor of Twig, the never-popular wood-smoke scented waxless wicklesss candles found at your local forest and/or wooded area.

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And the NUMBER ONE UNKNOWN fact about JONATHAN WINN?????????

You’ll NEVER guess what happens NEXT!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU READY???????????????????????

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Are you SURE??????????????????????????

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The #1 FACT about Jonathan Winn That Will CHANGE EVERYTHING:

1. He is the FIRST open and proud and open AMPHIBIOUS AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He can use BOTH his hands —

like THIS guy —

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when he types!!!!!

BE AMAZED!!!!!!!!

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BOTH HANDS!!!!!!

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ON THE KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!

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AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctors DON’T want you to KNOW THIS!!!!!

Amazed?

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Stay tuned for MORE UNPROVEN UNBELIEVABLE UNTRUE FACTS!!!!!!

And don’t forget to check out his books here and here.

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